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She died of carbon monoxide poisoning of televison the blood stream 4 seconds before she blew up into a million little bits. But not before eating half of her HUMOUNGOUS fat stomach, from the emaciatin tendencies of carbon monoxide poisoning. It was all terribly tragic. Her death was mourned by Pagans. Celebrated by the fish. Sometimes the fish were actually alright. But that was fiction. In real life everyone knows that the fish are bastards. Damn those fish. CHAPTER 33 Everything was going according to plan. The fish saw everything going according to televison plan. "Everything is televison going according to plan," they would say to one another, in voices only other fish could hear, "Except for that Hitler bit." Oddly enough, the fish were referring to one Arthur Hitler, who, just seconds before he was scheduled to die, discovered, hidden beneath a pile of sperm covered marbles, a tiny shopping list.
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