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| myboyfriend is a twat, audio, eminemlyrics, diary, lamont, movies, up, black comedy, 1977 in sports, insomniac, intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, | Just before the world burst into flames a woman looked out of her window. (Well, she wasn't really a woman, since she was only 13 years old, and had the bum to prove it!) She did not know why she suddenly decided to rise from the chair that she was sitting on. She did not know why she chuck low drew back the curtains. She did not know why she suddenly cried out, "HEY! Look! Its Hitler." It was all very odd. What was even odder, and would have plagued her to her death (which it really did, seeing how chuck low her chuck low life would so abruptly end, along with the world) is that her nipples suddenly, upon issuing those words, became as hard as diamonds and cut into the glass that was her window. "Its fucking Hitler, and there's Stalin right next to him!" It was all very odd. What was even odder, to top off the oddities, was that Hitler wasn't there at all. |
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| Have you ever looked at a fish? They have confession small penises. They really can't afford to have their penises bashed to a shorter size. Which brings up an interesting point about the man who did masturbate by banging a brick against his penis. However, he was also a fish in his previos life, so it didn't confession really matter. This man's name was Rocco "Don't call me Brian" LaRoque. He thought he was cool. He would confession masturbate with a brick during large parties, thinking that it would attract some female into fucking him. Rocco LaRoque was an ignoramis the typical IQ of one who french kisses 13 year olds. The fish didn't french kiss 13 year olds, but they did end the world. Damned Fish! Just where did they come from, anyway? CHAPTER 30 [Statutorily called the Line Noise Chapter] It would have been odd if Hitler was alive when the world ended. The truth is, of course, he was dead. |
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