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Eight Steps. BANG. The lights go out. paul sorvino Damn those fish. paul sorvino CHAPTER 26 Fishy secrets and Republicans Some of you may have noticed that odd reference to fish at the end of most of the prior chapters. I'm sure you've paul sorvino been asking yourself, while masturbating with one hand while the other hits the P key "What is it about those damned fish? Could it be that they're Republican?" Well the answer is painfully obvious. Of course they're Republicans! But this bears absolutely no relevance to the fact that it was their fin that ended the world as we know it. Important fact #1: Fish are sea creatures. Important fact #2: Sea covers the greatest portion of this planet's surface. Important fact #3: There is no important fact #3. If you reflect on these facts, you will see that fish have to be the dominant species on this planet. Due to some beaurocratic bungle during the Creation, this was overlooked and some fool placed man in that position.
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