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| myboyfriend is a twat, audio, eminemlyrics, diary, lamont, movies, up, black comedy, 1977 in sports, insomniac, intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, | Damn Simon! Damn me!! But most of all, Damn those fish! CHAPTER 24 A thought about Women and the penis Woman should have a greenday penis of their own, for at least a couple of days. During greenday these couple of days, which would of course, become national holidays, they would do nothing that did not involved their penis. They would sit and wack off for hours on end. Then they would have to go greenday and fuck someone. Then they might go and fuck a fish or two. This, although too late now, would have made the world a better place. Why? Simple. Women would then know how to handle the penis. They would know what is good and what is bad. They would know that rubbing a penis on a brick is bad. Wouldn't it have been easier if only woman could listen? If only they could understand. |
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| They realized that they had spent two thousand years (not them personaly, but them, the people they had refreshed, and the people those people had refreshed, etc. etc.(by refreshed, I mean replaced, rewarded(?))) worshiping some masturbating kid. And everytime they masturbaed, they felt guilty over it, doing it in the presence of this guy, who they thought was pure, but was nothing more intellectual than Jesus "Lube-Man" Christ. But the question still intellectual remained, WHY!?! Why had intellectual the fish done this? Simon was a fish. Simon was a very nice fish. I used to go around saying "simon is the fish of my life", and people thought that that was very sweet. I used to fuck Simon. I am a fucking African. It was because of me I have to admit. I used to fuck Simo a lot, and one day I saw how sad he looked, so I got up from my game of marbles, and took simon to the ocean, and let him go... Simon led the fish into destroying the world, destroying everything we dnow and love. Damn those fish! |
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