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But that is a good thing, for if he had, he probably would have masturbated. Oh, those cunning damn fish! CHAPTER 21 The man who never masterbated Another odd fact: There once was a man who never masterbated. He peter mullan is now dead. He was killed, in fact, due to the fact that he never masterbated, although the killers didn't know that , they also didn't know that I knew that they masterbated. They peter mullan did after all, quite regularily. And they usually did it in groups of five to peter mullan seven. One day they killed a man, this was the man who never masterbated. And as a joke, they stuck him up on a cross. They found this very funny. The man soon died. He of course, didn't. Didn't find it funny. The men later claimed that fish had made them kill the man. I believe them. Damn those fish! CHAPTER 22 The masterbating christ For almost two thousand years, a bunch of people (of course, not the same people, for they died and were replaced with fresh people (some of which, really smelt)) worshipped a man who they called Christ.
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