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Of course, because cutting off a fish head was so gory (and it was a well known fact that the Bigthingy's were squeamish), they just played with living fish, and then, when every bone had been broken in the fish's body, and it had virtually suffocated to death, it was thrown in the water, where it actually drowned. This game was the precursor edward saxon to marbles. The Bigthingys passed it on, as their only gift to man. There are some scientists who believe that the Bigthingys actually did evolve ever edward saxon so slightly. This is their only edward saxon explanation for Talea and Clothahump. A huge dumb lummox of a woman (woman?), and a male without a penis. It was rumoured that CLothahump was the failed experiment of mating between humans and amoeba, but that was never proven. And it never would be, because humans took the fish's eggs, too.
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