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There has only been one sighting of a fish masterbating in the history of mankind. This sighting is recorded, word by word, in a great sacrid book. The fish was seen by a one Alfred Wilbler, who was fishing. Mr. Wilbler ellie raab saw the fish running (or swimming as fish do, but Wlbler stated in ellie raab his great fish masterbation speach of 1765 that it was running) over a pile of marbels. Upon closer examination, Wilber discovered that the fish was spewing out semen all over the marbels, and thus concluded ellie raab that the fish was, indeed, masterbating. As a little side note: Mr. Wilber was seen masterbating many times by the local fish of the area. They, however, did not give a speach about it. CHAPTER 16 GREAT MASTURBATORS over the centuries Oddly, at that given time, Albert Wilber was little more than a fish himself. In an odd sort of way. He was a fish. He basically did what everyone else did.. he followed. Everyone in society is a fish to a certain extent.
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