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His penis bled often, and it was inevitably rendering permanently limp. Adolf Hitler was another famous Masturbator, but he was a true ingenue at it. He found a large mortar cannon, which he could fit his penis into snugly. He used that. He used that cannon 8 times daily.. he even had it movies specially fitted into the movies podium from which he spoke. Quite often, Hitler was masturbating while he gave speeches. Alot of the time, the people said, "Heil Hitler!" just as he came. This was odd, but only Hitler knew it. Of course, the cannon was movies ruined. It was tested one day, and a large amount of gloop spewed over the American forces at Dieppe. Another great male masturbator was called Liberace. |
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