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| myboyfriend is a twat, audio, eminemlyrics, diary, lamont, movies, up, black comedy, 1977 in sports, insomniac, intellectual, 1998, artisan entertainment, confession, commentary, relationship, | I dreamt about the end of the world, and the fish. The next day, Meathead McKinley was on the front page of the paper. The beginning of the end had started penn to end, just before it ceased to begin. IT was so much that the abortion rate tripled in a half an hour. However, the abortion rate was nil by the time the world would end. After all, it was a utopia. No one was really pregnant after all-- although the penn fish did the ultimate punishment on us all. They castroated every male! Tied penn the fallopians of every female! And crucified every child be born, before it was born! They killed us all! Those damned fish! CHAPTER 13 Some more History. |
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| 5 seconds later, after my father, a car driver, a heli-copter pilot, and his passenger, an advertisting lady by the myboyfriend is a twat name of Brenda Webb, who had had sex with over 200 men in the last three weeks, were all dead, an alien from a foreign planet landed in a field adjacent to the roadway. Here he spoke with the world's only talking cow, which, incidentally, was aobut 300 metres myboyfriend is a twat away from Jesus Christ, who had been crucified just days before. It seemed that Christ had come back to Earth, to warn about the dangers of myboyfriend is a twat the fish. He was caught by a farmer, who was an extreme athiest, and who couldn't stand the thought of there actually _BEING_ a Christ, son of God, so he crucified him on sight. It never even made the news. I made a stiff rum, vodka, coca-cola concoction that a dead punker had once drank in a night-club where I was at the time, and I gulped it, turned on the television, watched a show about marine life, and fell asleep during an extended commercial break. |
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