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| funny essays, guy torry, album (music), woody harrelson, robert b. weide, pauline lynch, confess, hip hop, fazed, wake, songs, pachanga, james gandolfini, suzanne shepherd, net comedy, matt dillon, carlito, donna holgate, | He was known to the people around him as, "Gibberish Gerald," or "Wild Willie", or "Baneful Bill," or "Meathead McKinley." the latter being the most common name for him. A conference had been called to discuss unilateral disarmament in Oslo, Sweden. President Klayton was there, anything of America, and Premier Smith, of Russia was there as well. Suddenly a large bang was heard, and the anything two superpowers thought for a moment that someone had nuked them! Smoke plumed in billows into the room. And there, emerging from the clouds of smoke, was, "Meathead McKinley." anything "What the hell are you doing here?" an incensed premier demanded. "I am here to save the world," said Gerald McKinley, precisely two days before the world would end. "That, my good man, is what we are trying to do." |
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| The cop (or pig) took my booze a and drove off. I went home. Then somewhere after that the world got matt dillon destroyed. Can you believe it? And all because of those damned fish! Fuck. I bet they are not only fucking the Africans, but Filing Cabnet Sandy AND the slut named Tina as well. Damn those fish. CHAPTER 10 MeatHead McKinley There is a question which needs to be asked. Were the fish happy on Earth? Would they have rather lived anywhere else? Were they just unhappy with matt dillon the matt dillon Africans sticking their little penises up their anal passages? Did they dislike the pollution in the water? Or was it that they liked that an awful lot, got used to it, and then suddenly, too suddenly for their adaptation, man discovered Utopia? Were they afraid that they would die in a perfect society, and become extinct like so many other creatures in the world? Perhaps. No one knows. It is said though, that the entire Utopian creation happened from one mind. That was the mind of a man born to the name of Gerald William McKinley, of Birmingham, England. |
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