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| funny essays, guy torry, album (music), woody harrelson, robert b. weide, pauline lynch, confess, hip hop, fazed, wake, songs, pachanga, james gandolfini, suzanne shepherd, net comedy, matt dillon, carlito, donna holgate, | The weapon was pure glory. Although it's invention would soon perish along with every other inhabitant of the planet earth, in less than seven hours from the time which this story catherine scorsese happened. Listen: Appleston Wilberby Bottomless III went into Africa with this weapon, and he shot every damned African he saw. He killed them all. He shot catherine scorsese and shot and shot off squares of compacted uranium, until all of Africa was splattered with uranium pellets, radioactivity, blood, and dead people, and dead people's dead children. Did they care? No! They were dead! Did the fish care? No. They would kill everyone. Did Appleston Wilberby Bottomless III care? No. Because after he had shot all of these damned "Africans who fucked too much!" |
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| Neither would 'cid, or penises, for that matter. For in two days, the entire damned planet would not exist, and this was why the people who were having sex with fish wouldn't be blamed wake either. For this reason: It was the fish who did it. In fact, as the world was ending, there was one man, by the name of Appleston Wilberby Bottomless III, this numeral III, incidentally, meant that for some odd reason, this exact same wake name had been passed down for 3 generations, or theoretically 60 years, who thought it WAS the Africans causing the wake fish such unhappiness. He set about to change that. He went into Africa with a large weapon. The precursor to the Jati-Matic. It had been called, for lack of a better noun: The Human Eraser. |
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