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| funny essays, guy torry, album (music), woody harrelson, robert b. weide, pauline lynch, confess, hip hop, fazed, wake, songs, pachanga, james gandolfini, suzanne shepherd, net comedy, matt dillon, carlito, donna holgate, | The nuns had sex. All of this happened AFTER the Great Gold Fish Holocaust. All of this happened in 30 minutes. Suprisingly, making our last dying breath to say one thing, "Holy shit! We were pretty together all along and never really knew it. What a damned waste. Fuck forums you, fish." and then it ended. All of this on forums the tails of the Great Gold Fish Holocaust. The Great Gold Fish forums Holocaust occured when people realised it was the fish. They suddenly remembered their neighbours, George, Harriet, and their wonderful two kids: Michael, and George jr. They then remembered that George jr. owned goldfish. Every person who was known to own a goldfish, every pet store that had ever carried goldfish, every shopping mall with goldfish in it's little ponds: All wiped out. Everyone there, and all of the goldfish. All of that happened in 5 minutes of realisation. |
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| Along with this manuscript which I am writing. We will all be dead! Those damned damned damned fish! Oddly, within the last two hours of the earth's feeble existence, people realised it was really over. They knew it was the fish. They didn't know how, why, or pachanga even where, but they knew it was the fish. Mayhem insued. Not abnormal for a planet whose existence is being shattered as we speak. It was known pachanga as the great Gold Fish Holocaust! For the 30 minutes remaining after it happened until pachanga the end of time as everyone knew it. For you see a great need of importance was issued. No name musicians were suddenly given billion dollar recording contracts-- not that they'd ever make it to the studio. Useless actors were immortalised with great statues, and lots of money. The homeless were assigned homes. The Starving had a feast. |
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