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| funny essays, guy torry, album (music), woody harrelson, robert b. weide, pauline lynch, confess, hip hop, fazed, wake, songs, pachanga, james gandolfini, suzanne shepherd, net comedy, matt dillon, carlito, donna holgate, | Like Robin Hood has been Chinese, Cinderella has been Chinese, that's always been my association, and I thought, "Where the fuck did that come from?" And I realized, Oh! Mrs. Chang! When I was in elementary school, Mrs. Chang would come in and read to us aloud. She wasn't our teacher, but she would come in and read us all our fairy tales. I was always just fascinated by her because this was western Massachusetts, where women were blonde and hairy ... and here's Mrs. Chang with a strong Chinese accent. I'm sure one of her kids was a professor and brought her over and said, "Mom, learn English by reading kids fairy tales." I'm sure that's what happened. |
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| And it's [hushed voice] more stories. P&W: When do you think it will be published? AB: What year is it now? [Laughs.] 2004, so Possible Side Effects will be 2005, or maybe really early 2006. It's a scheduling thing. funny essays It's funny essays done. I would imagine they'll put it out in early 2006. P&W: That's pretty good. You're averaging about what, one every year? AB: About that. One every year, little over a year. Possible Side Effects is going to be really funny and I can funny essays tell you it was so much fun to write. P&W: Does it cover a select time in your life or ...? AB: It doesn't. Maybe it should be more specific, but it's kind of all over. There's one story that I love, and it's something I wrote recently. It's one of those things I never realized should be a story. But my entire life, in every single fairy tale, everyone's been Chinese. |
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