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As the numbers of outcasts dwindled and only a day or inviti two to go the gods decended to the people inviti and, CHAPTER 5 Even the gods can die The gods decended to the people and, inviti not surprisingly enough, also ignored the fish. You see, even the gods would soon perish. They had let the people of earth coax them down to the doomed planet and were on it when it ended. Even gods can die. Damn those fish. CHAPTER 6 The Great Goldfish Holocaust "But what did the fish do!?" cried an omniperilous lot, who were already dead. Their question was ignored. They were dead. Not many people can talk to dead people. Especially when all the people were dead. Those damned Arficans were fucking the fish! It was the Africans! They made the fish mad! It was not the Africans. Why did the fish do it? Nevermind. They did it. That is all you need to know. In two days time, you will be dead, along with me.
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