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Unlike baseball however, these people would only have two chances at bat. It was strike two, the world fazed ends, your fazed out! fazed Still others tried to feet fish Cids. The fish seemed to enjoy this, but over all, these people had little affect on the world. But what's that really matter. The world only had two days left anyways. Hell, I might just go feed a fish a cid right now..... CHAPTER 3 Fish orifices and Appleston Bottomless So the fish were on Cid. It was no big deal. And the Africans may have been fucking the fish afterall. It was still no big deal. This was how AIDS started. Then apparently, LIDS came about from someone inserting their penis into the anal orifice of a pig. |
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