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| donal sutherland, welker white, danny boyle, sudanese, riyad, wikipedia, funny, trailers, wallpapers, pictures, fazed, artists, disco, viagrajokes, wordssong lyrics 50 cent that's what's up feat_ g unit guess who's back?, news, suzanne shepherd, listof films, matt dillon, pauline lynch, humor magazine, televison, sean stone, robert carlyle, | That "bar at 4 AM" smell. Everytime my wife went confessions in there she complained about it. Everytime I went in there I just had the urge to pick up a skank. 7 long days later it was time to crack open confessions the bags and see what we had... I started with the red, and it somehow smelled amazingly good! Like fresh, sweet grapes. You know, there's an old expression that says In wine, there is truth. In this case, I could also confessions make out some chunks and what appeared to be a severed foot. Then there was the "white" wine. This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat. I really don't understand what could have gone wrong! I used moldy bread and socks, EXACTLY LIKE THE RECIPE SAID! |
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| This is what we should assume. As televison for the White Prison Wine, it would contain: White grape juice and the moldy bread sock. No extra yeast added. televison For the requisite sugar, I went with some powdered drink mix, a few packets of ketchup and a handful of Tigger fruit snacks. Hmm... I can't put my finger on why, but I could swear these ingredients almost look at home in this garbage bag. It must be the lighting. (Incidentally, I realized I forgot to take a picture of this one with the grape juice, but then I remembered that's okay televison because... in Hell, this is all you get!) I knotted up the bags, poked a straw in the top as the recipe called for and tucked them away in our bathroom for safe keeping. If you're wondering why I didn't actually make this stuff in my toilet-- give me a break. I'm all too aware of my previous creations in that toilet. Just be glad I'm drinking moldy sock juice at all for you fuckers. Within a day or two, the bathroom had taken on a strong sour smell. |
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