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Luckily the "Dumbass Website Gods" smiled down upon me. I came across the only shot glass we happened to have in the house, r. lee ermey and it was actually from Wisconsin -- The Milk State! I must admit r. lee ermey that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me r. lee ermey try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.") Nevertheless, I couldn't bring myself to just do the whole shot at once, so I started out with a little girly sip. And the truth is it's not that bad at all. It tastes like milk, just slightly more sweet. And mentally, just slightly more making me want to gargle with Clorox and assume the fetal position while I question my life.
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