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CHAPTER 43 Why cheerleaders smell like fish Rudolph Hess is a fish, ogged which we can prove because he didn't remember anything. The same, obviously, applies to Ronald Reagan. With one ogged important difference. Ronald ogged Reagan isn't a fish, he is merely under the control of the fish. Nancy, of course, is a fish. This didn't seem important the morning of the day the world ended. Except to the fish, and they weren't talking. Except to each other. "Did you get the batteries?" they'd say. And "How about those Dolphins?" The dolphins weren't fish. They were a football team in Miami. The fish actually didn' care that much for football, but the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders were always kneeling on the ground, allowing small sneaky fish to sneak inside them for a free ride. Sometimes, when a small fish was hiding inside the vaginal orifice of a cheerleader, a fooball player would also try to sneak up inside her.
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