There once was a bad diary
bob, kink, aesthetics, power, archimedes, karina arroyave, carlito's way, band names, rap metal, single parent, 1979 in sports, reference, african american, diary, denver underground music, art chudabala, bi, what'sin a name?, One day Jupiter decided to get rid of his name and just call himself God. He then got a lot of silly people to worship him. They bad really thought that they were worshipping a god. They weren't. They were worshipping a damned fish. People said this bad about God. "God flooded the whole fucking world once." People said that, but had no fucking idea why he had. They didn't know he was a fish. One day God was swimming bad around in the ocean and he saw a nice looking thing to eat. He tried to eat it. It wasn't a nice thing to eat at all, rather it was a piece of plastic attached to a thin line that was attached to a pole that was attached to a guy named Joe. Joe pulled God into his boat, skinned him, cooked him and then ate him. God was quite confused.
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There once was a fish named Zeus. Zeus decided one diary day that he could do one of diary two things. They were (a) Find a way to let fish walk on land or (b) flood the whole fucking planet. Zeus of course picked B. Thus the world was flooded. Damn Zeus. Later Zeus changed his name to Jupiter. Who knows why. People then said this. "Jupiter flooded the whole fucking world once." This wasn't exactly right, diary since it wasn't really Jupiter, but Zeus, but they are the same person, so its close enough. It would have been better had they said, "When Jupiter was Zeus, he flooded the world." But they didn't. Jupiter thought he was a god. So did Zeus. Jupiter was a fish. So was Zeus.
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