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| bob, kink, aesthetics, power, archimedes, karina arroyave, carlito's way, band names, rap metal, single parent, 1979 in sports, reference, african american, diary, denver underground music, art chudabala, bi, what'sin a name?, | Damned Fish! Just where did they come from, anyway? CHAPTER 30 [Statutorily called the Line Noise Chapter] It would have been odd if Hitler was alive when the world ended. The truth is, of course, he was dead. Just before the world burst into flames a woman omani looked out of her window. (Well, she wasn't really a woman, since she was only 13 years old, and had the bum to omani prove it!) She did not know why she suddenly decided to rise from the chair that she was sitting on. She did not know why omani she drew back the curtains. She did not know why she suddenly cried out, "HEY! Look! Its Hitler." It was all very odd. What was even odder, and would have plagued her to her death (which it really did, seeing how her life would so abruptly end, along with the world) is that her nipples suddenly, upon issuing those words, became as hard as diamonds and cut into the glass that was her window. |
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| Nor is it as good as a pleasant summer's nap. This stands to reason that the fish did not enjoy not being able to masturbe, because when they tried, their Weenie's were shortened. Have you ever looked at a fish? They have small penises. They really can't afford aesthetics to have their penises bashed to a shorter size. Which brings up an interesting point about the aesthetics man who did masturbate by banging a brick against his penis. However, he was also a fish in his previos life, so it didn't aesthetics really matter. This man's name was Rocco "Don't call me Brian" LaRoque. He thought he was cool. He would masturbate with a brick during large parties, thinking that it would attract some female into fucking him. Rocco LaRoque was an ignoramis the typical IQ of one who french kisses 13 year olds. The fish didn't french kiss 13 year olds, but they did end the world. |
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