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| bob, kink, aesthetics, power, archimedes, karina arroyave, carlito's way, band names, rap metal, single parent, 1979 in sports, reference, african american, diary, denver underground music, art chudabala, bi, what'sin a name?, | carrying various everyday items into the waters by her beach home. The papers were polite, but after she had left, they stood there laughing, and calling her a loon. Susan Analcavity was a terribly normal person. Much more normal than Rudolph Hess ever had been. In fact she had failed grade 4, which made her terribly normal. She'd lost her foto virginity at the age of 14, foto and learned how to "give head" (which was having a man stick his penis into her mouth) at the age foto of 14 also. She had hit puberty at the age of 12, and had her first period when she was 11. Her breasts were 36 inches around, and the cup size of her bra was a "B". She was completely normal. Except for one thing: When she walked, her knees constantly rubbed together, and she had several pairs of jeans, which had holes on the inside part of the knee. |
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| He 1979 in sports also had a pond in his backyard. He looked 1979 in sports out the window, and he saw some early birds catching some worms. He also saw something which seemed quite strange to him. He saw a trout (his pond was stocked with them) carrying a car battery into the water. This struck Mr. Excrement as a trite bit odd. Usually fish don't go out of the water, unless they are dragged out 1979 in sports by a hook, and they most certainly do NOT go around carrying car batteries. Sadly he said nothing about this. Over 140000 people had seen fish carrying car batteries, eggs, sugar, microwave ovens, and the like, into the water that morning, and none of them had said anything, because they thought they were normal. There was one exception. Her name was Susan Analcavity. Susan went to her local newspaper, and she reported having seen a train of fish, "A whole fucking fleet of them!" |
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