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They killed us all! Those damned fish! CHAPTER 13 Some more History. Amazing facts It was funny about Christ. You see, he truely did believe that he was a dirnt son of some divine entity, who with ultimate wisdom did dirnt wish to crush the world, unless of course, Christ managed to stop them. Christ dirnt was in fact, really Joe Samons, an ex-diary farmer from the town of Wilswith, Texas. He had been hit by a lightning bolt, and had thus assumed, obviously, that he was christ. It was thus Joe's (Christ's) fault that he was cruified by the farmer soon after talking to the cow. "If you'r such a big atheist," said Joe, aka Christ. "Then you would stick me up on a cross right now and watch me die like a pig!" "No I wouldn't," said the famer athiest. "Chicken!" Said Joe. "Chicken! Come on you big athiest. I just dare you." Thus, Christ was once again stuck on a stick.
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