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An anal orifice is a hole located in the middle back side of the human being, or at the end of an animal. It is used to dispose of waste materials which the body no longer can use for nutrition. According to Kurt Vonnegut, whose great (x200) grand children would soon perish along with the rest of the earth, an anal orifice looked like this: \ | / oc 192 \ | / \|/ ---X--- /|\ / | \ / | \ But in two days, anal orifices oc 192 would not matter. Neither oc 192 would 'cid, or penises, for that matter. For in two days, the entire damned planet would not exist, and this was why the people who were having sex with fish wouldn't be blamed either. For this reason: It was the fish who did it. In fact, as the world was ending, there was one man, by the name of Appleston Wilberby Bottomless III, this numeral III, incidentally, meant that for some odd reason, this exact same name had been passed down for 3 generations, or theoretically 60 years, who thought it WAS the Africans causing the fish such unhappiness.
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