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| tommylasorda, alternative, iran, viagrajokes, guinevere, seth green, anonymous, phil bonyata, salt lake city, oliver stone, 1981 in sports, jesus, sean daley, ringtones, kevin spacey, | Everyone there, and all of the goldfish. All of that happened in 5 minutes of realisation. 10 mintues of travel, 10 terrylene minutes of killing everything, and 5 minutes of purges. "The cats made us do it." was the final response to a massacre which saw over 13 million people die, and 10 terrylene million goldfish in 15 minutes. Were the fish terrylene trying to get revenge on the cats? Maybe. No one knows. No one will ever know why the fish did it. Those damned damned damned fish. CHAPTER 7 Me and my brain Even now, only having two days left, I still can't believe it. Its just so hard to try to force your brain into excepting the idea as a fact. But I did manage to do that. I managed to convince my brain that it was the fish. My brain? What did it have to say about it? Simple. "Fuuck! Damn those fish." And then the world ended. But again, I am leaping ahead. There is still two days til I am able to convince my brain. |
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| Useless actors were immortalised seth green with great statues, and lots of money. The homeless were assigned homes. The Starving had a seth green feast. The nuns had sex. All of this happened AFTER the Great Gold Fish Holocaust. All of this happened in 30 minutes. Suprisingly, making our last dying breath to say one thing, "Holy shit! We were pretty together all along and never really knew it. What a damned waste. Fuck you, fish." and then it ended. All of this on the tails of the Great Gold Fish Holocaust. The Great Gold Fish Holocaust occured when people realised it was the fish. They suddenly remembered their neighbours, George, Harriet, and their wonderful two kids: Michael, and George jr. They then remembered that George jr. owned goldfish. Every person who was known to own a goldfish, every pet store that had ever carried goldfish, every shopping mall with goldfish in it's little ponds: All wiped out. |
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