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| He was known to the people around him as, "Gibberish Gerald," or "Wild Willie", or "Baneful Bill," or "Meathead McKinley." the latter being the most common name for him. A conference had been called to discuss unilateral disarmament in Oslo, Sweden. President Klayton was there, of America, and Premier Smith, of Russia was there as oliver stone well. Suddenly a large bang was heard, and the two superpowers thought for a moment that someone had nuked them! Smoke plumed in billows into the room. And there, emerging from the clouds of oliver stone smoke, was, "Meathead McKinley." "What oliver stone the hell are you doing here?" an incensed premier demanded. "I am here to save the world," said Gerald McKinley, precisely two days before the world would end. "That, my good man, is what we are trying to do." said Klayton. "No, no, no, no.. You don't understand," blustered McKinley. "Listen, asshole. We know we are sitting on a precarious situation with all of these nuclear warheads! |
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