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| tommylasorda, alternative, iran, viagrajokes, guinevere, seth green, anonymous, phil bonyata, salt lake city, oliver stone, 1981 in sports, jesus, sean daley, ringtones, kevin spacey, | Others, with large bums, have said it was just poetic. My mother has claimed that open mike it wasn't poetic at all. She says its more like a large pile open mike of cheese, covered subtly with the bodies of all the babies killed in the second world war. Personally I have no idea what my mother is talking about. She once said this. open mike "It is wasn't so bad, then maybe it would be good." Then, suddenly she said this. "Both me and your father are virgins." My mother is quite a silly lady, and a virgin to top it all off. But to add the final cherry on the cake, those fish never did like my mother. I found her one day, strangled. Damn those fish. CHAPTER 12 The fish, my mother, and my father. One might ask me how a fish could have strangulated my mother. I would simply reply to them that fish have appendages like anyone else. But the fish that strangled my mother was dead-- but it knew what it was doing! |
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| A state of world terror occured. The last thing asked of McKinley was this: "How did you get into an air-tight chamber like that?" His reply: "Extreme measures call 1981 in sports for extreme action. The fish let me." Thus total chaos ensued, to be followed by Utopia for five minutes, and the a huge disruption as the Earth, and all of it's beings 1981 in sports died. Incidentally, the fish that spoke to McKinley said this: "Get your 1981 in sports shit together, man. You're going to die." No one ever suspected that the fish meant only McKinley. CHAPTER 11 FIsh and my mother I find it rather amusing that there is all this talk about fish and their r relation to the end of the world. Why do I find it amusing? It should almost be obvious, and perhaps also Ironic. Some have even gone as far as to say that it was poetic justice, where still others claim it is poetically just. |
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