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| alice cooper, bill gates, eminem, downtown, kinky, fontana labs, adventure, matt dillon, aftermath entertainment, foundart, videos, unf, jersey city, song, comedy clubs, theitalian job, translation, | In fact, they had wtmotherf the somewhat familiar flavor of bad canned peas. With just a hint of mildew. Overall, not terrible. But what caught me off guard was the crunchy cocoon. Silk my ass. This was like chewing on tiny bones. The good news is I was immediately distracted by the unexpected squirt wtmotherf of briny liquid that shot out into my mouth. A little heads up would have been nice. (Am I right, ladies?) Having gotten the tasting out of the way, I decided to conduct a miniature pupa autopsy. Armed with an X-acto blade I carefully tried wtmotherf to peel away the cocoon to see what I could find. What I found was, I have the knife skills of an epileptic monkey. The cocoon just gave way to a mushy pile of moth guts. Or as I like to call them, Moth Gut Snacks! |
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| Below comedy clubs is a "beauty shot" of just one of the 106 pupae found in the can. Mmmm. Is it me, or does that comedy clubs penny suddenly look delicious? The silkworm pupas gave off a subtle, nutty aroma. Not strong like my nuts after a weekend comedy clubs with no shower, just more like their usual, end-of-the-day twang. These little guys only cost me 79 cents. That's a mere 0.7 cents per pupa. Quite the bargain... for a can of dead, turd-like moths... in their own gravy... why God... WHY?? The pile of moist cocoons looked so sad sitting there (like so many piles of moist cocoons will) that I decided to cheer them up. Make 'em feel fancy! One doily, some frilly toothpicks and a few dry heaves later, and I'd say mission accomplished! With pinky extended, I chose an an extra pupy one and popped it in my mouth. The silkworm pupas didn't have a strong flavor. |
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