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alice cooper, bill gates, eminem, downtown, kinky, fontana labs, adventure, matt dillon, aftermath entertainment, foundart, videos, unf, jersey city, song, comedy clubs, theitalian job, translation, | Let's begin with a single spore-filled kernel before we examine the entire contents. The following picture is a swear-to-God-unretouched-side-by-side comparison of a normal kernel of corn and an infected huitlacoche kernel, both from the same can. These results can also be achieved by bombarding a kernel of corn with gamma rays fiber cut and then making it angry. (But be warned. You won't like it when it's angry.) Alright, you've waited long enough. Presenting the entire can of imported sludge (that I was actually fiber cut charged money for)... Don't worry, I checked the ingredients before I tasted fiber cut it. "Smoker's lung" was not on there. Before I even got the whole can open, I detected a vague aroma of sweet corn, along with what I can only describe as a deep musky funk. Put 'em together and it smells like corn that forgot to wipe. In just a single serving, you'll experience a wide array of textures. |
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It's safe to say this is the first time I've ever paid for an infection. I am, of course, not counting the one I got from your mother. adventure (YES! You adventure walked right into that.) I've read that U.S. farmers consider it a disease and destroy it. Farmers in Mexico put it in cans and sell it as a delicacy. I travelled far and wide to find my own precious can of Cuitlacoche. Okay, it was at my supermarket, but I had to drive like adventure two miles to get there and got stuck at a couple of lights. Enough chit-chat. I'm gonna go dine on a can of disease. But before I do, I really do feel bad about that cheap mother joke. My sincere apologies to you and your lovely mom. (The filthy whore.) Be right back! Oh, sweet Christ. Visually, I think the bar for Steve, Don't Eat It! is about to be set at a new low. So I'm going to ease you people into this one. |
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