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| alice cooper, bill gates, eminem, downtown, kinky, fontana labs, adventure, matt dillon, aftermath entertainment, foundart, videos, unf, jersey city, song, comedy clubs, theitalian job, translation, | To make things more interesting, and a little bit easier on myself, I decided to break out the Hershey's syrup and whip up some chocolate breast milk. This time I just knocked the shot right back, and name two words immediately came to mind: Yoo Hoo. It tasted just like good ol' Yoo Hoo. I almost want to say that drinking breast milk isn't so bad, except the name other two-word phrases that also came to mind were "stomach pump" and "kill me." I'm officially leaving all future breast milk drinking in the capable hands of my baby boy -- the one guy who now gets to second base with my wife way more than I do. But, I don't mind. I love that little asshole. (All volumes of Steve, Don't Eat It can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 07:10 AM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 6 Natto I recently came across a container of fermented soybeans in the supermarket. |
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| Let me try to put this as delicately downtown as I can out of respect to my female readers... but some women have been known to willingly "ingest" a certain dubious "body fluid" made by men, during moments of "intimacy." (These moments are known as "blow jobs." These women are known as "awesome.") Nevertheless, I couldn't bring myself to downtown just do the whole shot at once, so I started out with a little girly sip. And the truth is it's not that bad at all. downtown It tastes like milk, just slightly more sweet. And mentally, just slightly more making me want to gargle with Clorox and assume the fetal position while I question my life. Now, while I may have issues with drinking this stuff, I have been a huge fan of its packaging for years. You may be interested to know that breast milk is now available in a variety of convenient sizes: from the portable, half-pint container... to the more economical one gallon jugs. |
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