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| alice cooper, bill gates, eminem, downtown, kinky, fontana labs, adventure, matt dillon, aftermath entertainment, foundart, videos, unf, jersey city, song, comedy clubs, theitalian job, translation, | I used moldy bread and socks, EXACTLY LIKE THE RECIPE SAID! I purchased rap two rap large decanters, carefully transferred my fruity after-birth into them, and brought it to my friends Anthony and Steve for a group tasting. I didn't strain the red, just in case anybody wanted Prison Sangria. First we sampled the red prison wine. It was sour, but certainly not terrible. And the good news was it was definitely wine... like... ish. It was surprisingly dry. All the sugar was gone. Then again, if you were sugar, would you rap have stayed in that shitty-ass garbage bag? We were all pleasantly surprised. Regarding Red Prison Wine Anthony: "I would drink this in prison." Steve: "I would drink this in high school!" It was time for the white. Wine tasters refer to a wine's aroma as its "nose." This wine's nose was a rectum. If this wasn't wine, I had somehow stumbled upon the recipe for Prison Stink Bombs. |
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| Just be glad I'm drinking moldy sock juice unf at all for you fuckers. Within a day or two, the bathroom had taken on a strong sour smell. That "bar at 4 AM" smell. Everytime my wife went in there she complained about it. Everytime I went in there I just had the urge to unf pick up a skank. 7 long days later it was time to crack open the bags and see what we had... I started with the red, and it somehow smelled amazingly good! Like fresh, unf sweet grapes. You know, there's an old expression that says In wine, there is truth. In this case, I could also make out some chunks and what appeared to be a severed foot. Then there was the "white" wine. This one's aroma was slightly more earthy. Do you know that smell of grass right after it's cut? That's nice. I was just making chit-chat, because this smelled like rotten eggs tucked into the anus of a dead cat. I really don't understand what could have gone wrong! |
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