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| alice cooper, bill gates, eminem, downtown, kinky, fontana labs, adventure, matt dillon, aftermath entertainment, foundart, videos, unf, jersey city, song, comedy clubs, theitalian job, translation, | Throw it harrumph away?! She's a loon. I told her I'm putting harrumph it right back in the box so I can try eating it again in six years when it turns 20. It looks like this episode of Steve, Don't Eat It has a happy ending. Although, I am glad Urkel signed the box "God Bless." I may need it in heaven tonight, after I die from strawberry-flavored maggots hatching in my rectum. (All Steve, Don't Eat It's can be found here.) The Sneeze Home | Archive | Store | Contact Posted by Steven at 05:27 harrumph PM Steve, Don't Eat It! Vol. 5 Breast Milk Until now, the foods I've sampled for this section have all come from the supermarket. Then one day I realized that a perfectly viable "Steve Don't Eat It" candidate has been sitting right under my nose for months. |
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| I swear to God. I'm a little freaked out. Should I call the bill gates Pope? This is a miracle, right? I mean, I used to think the idea of suspended animation and cryogenics was pretty cool, but the hell with that. If bill gates I die, don't freeze my brain -- just bury me in a box of Urkel-O's. Apparently it has the ability to stop time. And what's even more ridiculous is the milk I used was only 2 days past the expiration date, and it tasted funkier than the cereal. (Which, by bill gates the way, was only 4,380 days past its expiration date.) My wife doesn't like it when I eat potentially life-threatening stuff. I don't know what her problem is. Maybe she's just afraid to raise our children alone. What a baby. When I told her that the cereal was still good, she was amazed for a moment and then she said, "Good. Now you can throw it away." |
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