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| denis leary, justinsimoni, fontana labs, algieria, thearistocrats, satire, turkish, matt dillon, banco de gaia, 1956 in sports, steve, lions gate, larry david, punchthem, writing, my, carmela soprano, howard fong, new jersey, gay, name, herbie ade, 1979 in sports, | This comes to a screeching halt immediately after he vomits on my face. Then I call him “devilspawn” and run to steam clean my upper body. After hanging out suzanne shepherd with suzanne shepherd them for two days, I will get a cold and/or flu that will last about a week. Drippy diapers and projectile vomiting are relatively suzanne shepherd short-lived phases in a kid’s life, but you have a minimum of eighteen years of other drama. They still have to deal with school bullies, adolescence, zits, dating, sex, and that annoying stage where they think they know everything. I want to kick my own ass for going through that one. I am almost thirty years old now, still dating, and still unsure that I would be able to guide another human being through any of these phases of life, even if I had a wife to help me. |
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| My sister and her husband have two kids, a four-year-old girl and a son who’s almost two. I love them both, and I love hanging out with them and teaching them things that they are learning for the first time, like how to run safely with a kitchen knife, which stuff in grandpa’s workshop is corrosive, and just how angry domestic cats can become. This stuff is writing awesome to me, and would probably be even cooler if they were my own kids. On the writing other hand, when the girl (we’ll call her Savannah, because that’s her name) writing comes up to uncle Pork and says “I have the squirty-toots”, all I can think of is the quickest way to put distance between me and little shitpants. When my nephew Hayden and I are playing airplane and I hear him laughing and squealing, I can lose myself in pseudo-parental bliss and think how neat it will be when I have a little rugrat or two of my own. |
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