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But before I do, I really do feel bad about that chuck low cheap mother joke. My sincere apologies to you and your lovely mom. (The filthy whore.) Be right back! Oh, sweet Christ. Visually, I think chuck low the bar for Steve, Don't Eat It! is about to be set at a new low. So I'm going to chuck low ease you people into this one. Let's begin with a single spore-filled kernel before we examine the entire contents. The following picture is a swear-to-God-unretouched-side-by-side comparison of a normal kernel of corn and an infected huitlacoche kernel, both from the same can. These results can also be achieved by bombarding a kernel of corn with gamma rays and then making it angry. (But be warned. You won't like it when it's angry.) Alright, you've waited long enough. Presenting the entire can of imported sludge (that I was actually charged money for)...
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