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| denis leary, justinsimoni, fontana labs, algieria, thearistocrats, satire, turkish, matt dillon, banco de gaia, 1956 in sports, steve, lions gate, larry david, punchthem, writing, my, carmela soprano, howard fong, new jersey, gay, name, herbie ade, 1979 in sports, | If you're wondering why I didn't actually make this stuff in my toilet-- give me a break. I'm all too aware of my previous creations in that toilet. Just be glad I'm drinking gothic moldy sock juice at all for you fuckers. Within a day or two, the gothic bathroom had taken on a strong sour smell. That "bar at 4 AM" smell. Everytime my wife went in there she complained about it. Everytime I gothic went in there I just had the urge to pick up a skank. 7 long days later it was time to crack open the bags and see what we had... I started with the red, and it somehow smelled amazingly good! Like fresh, sweet grapes. You know, there's an old expression that says In wine, there is truth. |
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| But then the guy wouldn't give me the yeast! SO I STABBED HIM WITH A satire PEN IN THE EYE AND TOOK IT! And I was all, "DON'T FUCK WITH STEVE!" Yes. This is what we should assume. As for the White Prison Wine, it would contain: White grape satire juice and the moldy bread satire sock. No extra yeast added. For the requisite sugar, I went with some powdered drink mix, a few packets of ketchup and a handful of Tigger fruit snacks. Hmm... I can't put my finger on why, but I could swear these ingredients almost look at home in this garbage bag. It must be the lighting. (Incidentally, I realized I forgot to take a picture of this one with the grape juice, but then I remembered that's okay because... in Hell, this is all you get!) I knotted up the bags, poked a straw in the top as the recipe called for and tucked them away in our bathroom for safe keeping. |
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