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But today I wish I was juggling the social balls while my wife was at home picking nits out of my daughter's hair and boiling all the sheets and brushes lust and combs. God help me survive this. **Update: Internet, I love you. Logan called moments after this was posted and he's staying at his first party for an hour and then coming home to lust help with the evening routine and continued delousing before going to his second party. lust I still rule. Who's husband gets to go to two parties (plus we're going to another party this weekend! And another a week from today!) but nonetheless the act of Jackassery has been amended to only be slightly agitating. Also agitating? After the THIRD chemical bomb I set off on my daughter's head. (The second was an all natural Mayo Bomb) I FOUND ANOTHER LIVE LICE ON HER HEAD!!!!!! What the fuck! These are Lice of the Apocolypse and I am going to die before they ever die.
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