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| lyrics, jordanian, david chase, 1927, actresses, atmosphere one on one, squishy, eddie j. fernandez, blabbermouth.net, seth, sauce, moviedatabase, bi, song, 1978 in sports, poetry, curbyour enthusiasm the complete fourth season, paul haggis, americanhistory x, troy kennedy martin, animalhouse, lesbian, | And the secretary wasn't there but the PTA president was and she said, "I'll need to check her hair." So she did and OH MY FUCKING GOD! More nits!!!!!!!! The PTA President, who I officially hate now, said to me, like I'm retarded. "Well you need to use a chemical shampoo on her hair." And I said, "Golly! Really? Uh huh....no kidding? I never disco heard of one of them thar chemical shampoos. I done thought disco if I poured just a little vodka and lime juice on those critters, them varments'd disco go away on thar own. Hooooo Weeeee. You done learn somethin every damn day!" The PTA President is now a dead rat on my desk with mayonaisse and Rid spread all over her carcass. The rest is an ongoing saga. I did another chemical bomb on my daughter's hair which is apparently going to send her to the emergency room and quite POSSIBLY KILL HER!!!!!!! |
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| It was only when I got it home that I realized, song 'Wow, this is a lot of mayonnaise.' This was a big barrel of mayo. Maybe that picture doesn't show you the sheer volume. For comparison, check out the bottle of Bell's Logan brought home for me tonight next to the Vat of Mayo. Perhaps you still didn't get a feel for the size of the Vat O' Mayo. Here I hold my hands up for scale. I combed and I slathered mayonnaise on my daughter's hair and then I picked and picked and song picked and song I swear to God above I got every one of those fuckers out of her hair in the two hours of picking I did. And Thursday morning I checked again but not all that hard because I KNEW I got all of them the night before and we headed off to school. I stopped at the office because I'm an honest type of person and I said, "My daughter had lice yesterday and I'm wondering if I need to do anything to get her back to class." |
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