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| lyrics, jordanian, david chase, 1927, actresses, atmosphere one on one, squishy, eddie j. fernandez, blabbermouth.net, seth, sauce, moviedatabase, bi, song, 1978 in sports, poetry, curbyour enthusiasm the complete fourth season, paul haggis, americanhistory x, troy kennedy martin, animalhouse, lesbian, | But instead she has the most vile and disgusting and stealth little fuckers in her hair. Tonight I found myself SCREAMING at her head, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!! But they kink won't listen. Apparently kink they don't respond to verbal threats OR chemical apocolypse. Let me give you the run down of my last kink few days. Tuesday night I noticed Madison was still scratching her head and being the stupid retarded asshole of a mother I am, I thought to myself, 'Hey, Asshole. You might want to take this child with the itchy scalp to the doctor." At that point I was thinking it was seborrhea (which as it turns out is a fancy name for dandruff. Who knew?). I thought the doctor might tell us to up the T-Gel and that would be that. But as I pondered calling the doctor I started fondling my lovely, clean, beautiful daughter's hair. |
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| but instead he's bringing her a cd player for her room. And sauce a sleigh full of olive oil. Madison is so eager to be through this yesterday she asked me why all her sauce stuffed animals were bagged up in sauce the garage and why her rug was hanging outside on the porch railing and I said, "The bugs don't like the cold so we're leaving all that stuff outside until the bugs die." And she said, "Maybe I should stay outside until all the bugs are gone." I love every louse infested hair on her sweet little head. And, I'm sure she'll have a lovely Christmas in that tent out in the yard. 2004.12.19 in Lice Fest 2004 | Permalink | Comments (21) | TrackBack (0) 2004.12.17 Hold your arms up....for scale! Maddie has been under the impression she has headlights (head lice) in her hair. How I wish she only had a few bright halogen bulbs sticking out of her hair. Because halogen bulbs aren't disgusting and they don't lay eggs and if the halogen bulbs won't leave her head alone, I could just create a really interesting track lighting system in my kitchen. |
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