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Except for maybe Para Para Sakura. Wasabi (2001) Synopsis: Badass French guy from The Professional finds out he has a Japanese daughter. Hilarity ensues. My Take: Hmm... what's the best way to describe my feelings for this one? money This time, the italics mean it's in French, not Mandarin. JEAN RENO: Hello, I am not the assassin from every other movie you have seen me in. I am a cop. But I still carry a giant gun and kill money people. RYOKO HIROSUE: HELLO, money RENO-SAN! I AM YOUR SPUNKY JAPANESE DAUGHTER — SEEN IN YOUR TYPICAL JAPANESE ANIME, BUT AN ACTUAL PERSON!!! RENO: You speak perfect French. HIROSUE: I do! And so does every other Japanese person you will encounter, as you will soon discover! YAKUZA BOSS: Oui. HIROSUE'S WACKY J-FRIENDS: Oui!! *peace sign* RANDOM BANK TELLER: Oui. RENO: Perfect. This will increase my bad-ass factor in an exotic location, while not having to study a difficult language such as Japanese.
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