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Some jump up and down. They are all wearing lime green or peach, like they're in some bizarre potpourri cult.) OPRAH: One of my favorite things are C and C California T-Shirts. Made for women and, girl, they're so comfortable! They go for 38 to 56 dollars, but everyone in the audience gets one wizardsof haute couture for free! (Audience screams. wizardsof haute couture One women in lavender and wizardsof haute couture a sun hat has tears welling up in her eyes.) Ernie: Eh. I'd be delirious too if I got a $56 dollar t-shirt for free. OPRAH: Next, we have Miss Rona's Lavender Applesauce. Miss Rona started putting lavender in her applesauce after finding out her father was diagnosed with Alzeihmer's Disease. Y'know what? I put some granola on this and girl, it tasted just like apple pie! AUDIENCE MEMBER #1: (sobs) My father has Alzeimer's!! OPRAH: (walks down to the woman and lays her hands on her shoulder) God bless you, my child.
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