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Smile. Get the hammer and hit the penis with it so that the glass tube breaks into several parts. Say this, "Oh oh. I bet you have to urinate now." Laugh wickedly. CHAPTER 69 Another irrelevent jennifer esposito chapter.... then after your friend is lying on the ground with his penis bleeding, quick quickly laugh and say just kidding, just kidding and he will promptly forgive you..but this is part of your jennifer esposito next trick. first, while you are walking along say hey look and point at the nearest jennifer esposito sun. when he looks and is completely blinded, put a blindfold on him and tied him up and put him in a mailbox and send him to holland (with the appropriate postage, of course!) and put a big sign on his back that says 'I HATE HOLLAND', in hollish. If he ever makes it back alive you can trick him again by saying that you won't kill him but really do! |
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