 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| skins, sales, dark comedy, boobies, gardolins, online art, lanny flaherty, arabian, 1982 in sports, octavio gómez, mike, eileen nicholas, crash(full screen edition), holiday, paul haggis, september, lust, jordan, portillo, digitalart, | "OUCH!" they capitalised, "I feel like a fish has just exploded inside my vagina" they would say, which was understandable, since a fish had just exploded inside tthe collective vaginas of all the cheerleaders still boyfriend alive at the time. CALRarl Jung would have been proud, boyfriend had he been alive to notice the collective unconcioudsness of all the cheerleaders being so totally connective. "Ha" Carl Jung would have said, hAad he been alive to witness the experience, "You see, Signmund (Frued, of course) I was right all along!" Of course, Carl and boyfriend Sigmund ( Jung and Frued) were entirlerely incorrect, but, in a strange way, pointed in the right direction, but for the wrong reasons. Fish continued to explode, with varying degrees of effectiveness, de@endingon on whether or not they were inserted into cheerleaders. UIt goes without saying that many many fish were inserted into Madonna. ( How else to explain her pathetic attempt to cash in on the 'vouge'ing idiocy, almost a year late?) |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| The fish weren't carrying batteries. The fish themselves were battered, digitalart not as in battered against a rock (although some of them were), but battered imnUin the sense of being covered with batter, which the fish did not digitalart appreciate in the least, especially since digitalart being battered in this way usually led to being dropped in boiling oil, and then wrapped in newspaper along with some french fries (which were not actually french, but were definately fried). The fish were, understandably, not fond of this experience (actually, the fish who had undergone the experience weren't talking, but they didn't look as if they enjoyed it), except for some, named YTim(pura) and Teri(yaki), but they didn't speak english. Of course, none of this mattered the day the world ended, except to make things even messier when the fish began to explode. The first people to notice the exploding fish were the cheerleaders, of course. CHAPTER 55 Fish, vouging. The cheerleaders looked around. |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
