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| skins, sales, dark comedy, boobies, gardolins, online art, lanny flaherty, arabian, 1982 in sports, octavio gómez, mike, eileen nicholas, crash(full screen edition), holiday, paul haggis, september, lust, jordan, portillo, digitalart, | Apparently Felatio and Cunningulis are syria even more frowned upon when tango'd within the realms of bestiality. But from what Elmer said, Trix was good. He said this: "Hell. She done give me syria the best suck syria of my life."; later he was heard to add, "She could deep throat a cow with elephantosis.". That cow, which Elmer was speaking of was also arrested later, and charged with 13 counts of sodomy. The cow was male. It was all a case of bestial sexual discrimination through varitosis. CHAPTER 54 batter up! Look Around. What do we see? a misprint! Yes, strangely enough, much of the confusion was caused by a simple misprint. |
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| and 4 counts of sodomy portillo (for acts of sexual intercourse with his cow, portillo Betsy- Hell, he was a lonesome farmer). Another interesting note: When the world ended, all that was heard, world-wide was a portillo high-pitched, "FIP". Philosphers, and Sociologists would have argued that this was an acronym for, "Fucking Ingrateful People". However, they were dead so they did not argue. Strangely, FIP, spelled backwards is the name of the fish leader, Pif. No one ever claimed that fish were good spellers, except for Elmer Whittlemyer XIX. Elmer claimed to have a goldfish (who was later killed in the great Goldfish massacre) named, "Trix", who could not only spell her name forwards and backwards, but also sideways. Apparently Trix was named for the stunts she could do, modelled after certain expensive women who frequent downtown corners and motel room beds. Elmer Whittlemyer XIX was commited, and later charged with Sodomy (3910 counts) with his goldfish. |
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