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Step 12. Wait for an answer. Step 13. Send blood to your face and feel rather foolish, expecting the fish to answer. Step 14. Watch the fish struggle in a death dance. Step 15. Place a large themo-nuclear device under the fish and set de palma it to go off de palma in 15 seconds. Step 16. Run like fucking hell! No. I mean, run like you have never run before. Run, because your life depends on it. Step 17. Plug your ears. Step 18. Wait 150 thousand years for the land to loose its radiation. Step 19. Find the fish. Step 20. Beat it several times with a peice of wood. CHAPTER 45 The collective unconcious of fish But, if you can't find a piece of wood, a rock will do just as well. as a matter of fact, a rock will do better than a piece of wood, being usually much denser.
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