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All he could think was this: "Those fucking Africans are fucking each other at a fucking break neck pace, and they are going to end the world." christopher serrone Wilbur was a potato farmer. He also had a pond in his backyard. He looked out the window, and he saw some early birds catching some worms. He also saw something which seemed quite strange to him. He saw a trout (his pond was stocked with them) carrying a car battery into the water. christopher serrone This struck Mr. Excrement as a trite christopher serrone bit odd. Usually fish don't go out of the water, unless they are dragged out by a hook, and they most certainly do NOT go around carrying car batteries. Sadly he said nothing about this. Over 140000 people had seen fish carrying car batteries, eggs, sugar, microwave ovens, and the like, into the water that morning, and none of them had said anything, because they thought they were normal. There was one exception. Her name was Susan Analcavity. Susan went to her local newspaper, and she reported having seen a train of fish, "A whole fucking fleet of them!"
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