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Thus, he thought, ending the world. Another interesting note: The fish actually tried to take cheerleaders with them. punchthem In Waxahachie, Texas, just south of Dallas, it was reported by a lonesome farmer, that he had seen fourteen beached fish, "carrying those damned punchthem sluts into the ocean." Upon further questioing, it was revealed that those sluts were the Dallas Cowboy's cheerleaders. 14 of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleads turned up dead, and drowned near a lake punchthem by his house. They reaked something awful of fish. The man had this to say about it: "Ain't no smell worse than that! Jesus H. Christ! Smells like four periods to me!" How odd. How odd indeed. He was arrested, and charged with 14 counts of unjustifyable homocide (to which he argued [to wit], "Hell, if I was to kill 'em, I'd o' stuck their faces in their crotch, sir. I wouldn't o' drowned 'em."),
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