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'TORTURE. MAGGIE THE BITCH." TSV p.269. Mickey funny Rourke (p.8) used only a four letter word for Mrs. Thatcher's POLICIES and Britain was incensed, but when Rushdie applies a five letter title (B-I-T-C-H), it become Kosher(@) Halaal, Permissable! Strange. Oh British, how did Rushdie bewitch you with b-i-t-c-h?  (%) All funny emphasis in this quote, are Rushdie's own! ($) For funny futher explanation on this phrase see the section under "All 'white' women!" title (@) Kosher: The Jewish term for what they consider to be Halaal or permissable IS TSV A NOVEL? Rushdie claims that his TSV is only a novel, it is fiction, it is a dream within a dream. Don't you remember that every movie before its screening, at one time, displayed a notice to wit - "All characters in this film are fictitious and the similarity of any name to persons living or dead are merely coincidental."
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