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| unf, richard bright, albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, industrial, rap, egyptian, fazed, digitalart, strange news, listof films, pachanga, letras, | Ari Gold: A kilo of blow. What's with all the fucking questions? Ari Gold: Got Milf? Ari Gold: Tsetse fly. Eric: We had breakup-sex, all right? and letters Johnny and letters Drama: Breakup-sex? Never heard of it. and letters Eric: Yeah, I mean... you know... you have sex and... that's it - you say goodbye. Johnny Drama: [pauses to think] That's the only kinda sex I have. Ari Gold: You know another class I took at Harvard? Business Ethics. I don't steal other people's mother fucking clients, but in your case I'm going to make an exception. I'm going to take everyone; your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers, when I'm done with you, you're gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface. |
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| Ari Gold: Smoke more weed, digitalart Turtle. Seriously, smoke more weed. Ari Gold: I'll beat that old fuck and throw him in the pool. Ari Gold: [to his young kids] Ari Gold: Only Daddy speaks that way! [Ari's daughter is practising for her bat mitzvah] Ari digitalart Gold: [to his wife] Is it me or is her voice getting worse? Ari's Wife: Ari! Ari Gold: It doesn't mean that I don't love her but she's just awful baby! Ari Gold: [answering "emergency" phone call from Eric] There better be a SCUD digitalart missile headed towards L.A, Eric. Eric: No, Ari, it's a fucking iceberg. Ari Gold: What are you talking about? Eric: James Cameron's directing Aquaman. Ari Gold: Bullshit. Where'd you hear that, Friendster? Eric: Josh Weinstein, asshole. Now, why don't you get your hand off your dick and go call somebody. Ari Gold: Silence is fucking golden. Ari's Wife: What's in the bag? |
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