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| unf, richard bright, albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, industrial, rap, egyptian, fazed, digitalart, strange news, listof films, pachanga, letras, | Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job? Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want. Eric: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the king arthur Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword. Turtle: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though. Turtle: This is king arthur where you should be living, Vince. In a kingdom, like a prince. Eric: Don't you mean in a king arthur kingdom like a king, you idiot? Vince: Nah, E. Everyone wants to kill the king. But the prince, he just sails along telling all the ladies, "One day I'm gonna be king." Turtle: Did you just get cock blocked by Bob Saget? Turtle: Jesus Christ, Ari Gold. You just got demoted to Silver. |
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| Surprised Kid: I... I didn't think... Ari Gold: Let me tell you something. You don't have to say anything, know why? Cause you can pick fazed up all your stuff, cause you're mother-fucking fired! [Ari storms out] CAA Assistant: What happened? Surprised Kid: I don't know. I came in to drop off Peter's mail and fazed Mr. Gold fired me. My life is over! Eric: We gotta get Cameron to see "Queens Boulevard." Ari Gold: You haven't even seen it yet! Eric: I saw the scenes that Vince looped fazed today. They looked amazing. Ari Gold: Great. So you want me to get the biggest director in the game to see some low-budget indie flick that you think is amazing based on some out-of-context scenes from a looping stage. Ari Gold: We are gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and we're gonna head-butt some goddamn kangaroos. Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job? Shauna: It's like prom; you get your date a corsage and she gives you a hand job. |
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