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| unf, richard bright, albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, industrial, rap, egyptian, fazed, digitalart, strange news, listof films, pachanga, letras, | C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic. Ari translation Gold: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend. Eric: All right, I got it. So what if Cruise passes? translation Ari Gold: Then they go to Brad Pitt. He passes, they go to Keanu Reeves, and on down the list. Eric: Where is Vince on that list? Ari Gold: He ain't on the list. Eric: Well, how do we get him on the list? Ari Gold: You do "Aquaman," you stupid translation fuck! Ari Gold: [after his Viagra has kicked in, to his angry wife] I'm ready to go here, all right? It's like R. Kelly at recess. Honey, honey, what are you doing? Are you kidding me? Baby! Ari Gold: All right, well when you talk to Dana, tell her I still have the pictures from Cancun. |
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| I'd take in the rap ass for an Oscar. Turtle: You'd take in the ass for a guest spot on The Hughleys. Turtle: Don't talk to us like we're adopted, bro. Turtle: [the guys look out towards the Pacific Ocean] What direction is that? Johnny Drama: That's east, you idiot. Eric: It's rap west, idiot. Johnny rap Drama: [long pause among the guys] Well, i mean, in NY its east. Turtle: We saw Kristin in the middle of 40 Deuce with her hands down Vince Vaughn's pants. Eric: She had her hands down his pants? Johnny Drama: Yeah, both of 'em. Eric: Vince Vaughn? That puffy motherfucker? Johnny Drama: Nah, bro, he didn't look puffy at all... He was lookin' reeeeal good. Turtle: Yeah, it was kinda like "Swingers" Vince Vaughn, not Old School Vince Vaughn... it's kinda like Neeewww Schoool Vince Vaughn. Eric: [Eric and Ari are discussing film roles for Vince] Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? |
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