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| unf, richard bright, albums, jackie hoffman, berber, carlito, collateral, 1981 in sports, jarule real name, industrial, rap, egyptian, fazed, digitalart, strange news, listof films, pachanga, letras, | If you kirk taylor can't hold a pint you shouldn't be in a pub. Fuck off. Begbie: Picture the scene: The other fuckin' week there, doin' the fuckin' Volley with Tommy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-Fuckin'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here kirk taylor the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to there, kirk taylor during the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all fuckin' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously fuckin' fancied himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right fuckin' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for fuckin' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he fucking wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. |
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| [Renton considers this and eventually takes the Opium suppositories and inserts them] Mikey Forrester: Aye, you feel better the now right? Mark "Rent-boy" albums Renton: Oh, yeah, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse! Francis (Franco) Begbie: It was fuckin' obvious that cunt was gonna fuck some cunt. Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Heroin had robbed Renton of his sex drive, but now it returned with a vengeance. And as the impotence of those days faded albums into albums memory, grim desperation took hold of his sex-crazed mind. His post-junk libido, fuelled by alcohol and amphetamine, taunted him remorselessly with his own unsatisfied desire. Begbie: Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica? Begbie: You sorry enough for being a fat fucking cunt? Pub Heavy: Fuck you. |
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